Thursday, February 26, 2009

One Day Left

If I had one day left on this Earth and I knew it, I'd do a number of things. First, I'd tell a number of people to get teh word spread. Then, people I know would probably come and say goodbye and bring me stuff. I'd probably have most everything done for me, like brekfast in bed and other things. I'd eat lots and lots of chocolate, and especially chocolate pudding. I'd confess all my wrongdoings to Jesus. And then for the grande finale, I'd walk into a bank, rob it with guns and some others, and then we'd get into a really fast car. The cops would start chasing us, so we do stuff to aggravate them and get more cops and F.B.I agents after us. Keep in mind we wouldn't kill anyone. The cops would start shooting at us, and choppers, both police and news following us. I'd be behind the wheel and go to a really high bridge. Cops would block both ends, and just then I would slump over and die. My dead body would turn the steering wheel to the side and my acomplices would jump out. The car would go of a ramp conveniently placed there and it'd crash into an empty munitions factory. There would be an awesome explosion that could be heard from miles around, and those close by would be showered with the stolen money. I'd make world headlines and be remembered for a long time.

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